Stiles, out of fear for losing his life to his virginity, finally has sex with Lidia.
Finding it unsatisfying, he acts on years of feelings and has sex with Scott.
Glad they did it but ultimately underwhelmed, he has sex with Derek to see if “Alpha spice is twice as nice.”
Discovering that it isn’t, he flies to England, and is killed in bed by Jackson when he makes a “the British are cuming.” joke. (это с тумблера, но я не знаю, как там урл записи найти)

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